Wednesday Funnies...

David Letterman... "Top Signs Your Kid Is Working With al-Qa'ida": Greets you every day with, "Good morning, infidel"; Spent weekend at mall looking for back-to-school turbans; His paper route includes the mountainous Tora Bora region; Keeps mocking you for only having the one wife; Blind Sheik always coming over to play "Grand Theft Auto" on Xbox; You're getting gas for 12 cents a gallon; He's saving his allowance to buy a camel; Find yourself saying, "No Al Jazeera 'til you finish your homework."