Wednesday Funnies :-)

David Letterman: “Top Bill Clinton 60th Birthday Plans”: The usual—bucket of KFC and a lap dance; Get cracking on second 2,000-page biography; Bust open a pinata full of Lipitor; It depends on what your definition of the word “plans” is; Thank Letterman for the $10 Radio Shack gift certificate; Pretending to be excited when Hillary wears one of her “sexy” pantsuits to bed; Hit on that cute AARP receptionist; Reminding Gore the cake is for everyone.