Of Turd Sandwiches and Giant Douches

While this particular episode alluded to the Kerry vs. Bush race, it applies to the 2000 race, too.

In spades. Gore is a much bigger douchebag than Kerry, although Kerry tries very hard. At first, I was having trouble with Bush as a turd sandwich, mostly because it just didn't quite say it all. But after thinking about it, it's subtle, yet oh so appropriate.

When your choice is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich, it's pretty much a toss up.

That's assuming you fall for the silly zero sum game argument used by supporters of the two factions. There were other choices and you can always abstain. I expect to be casting no more than two or three votes this year.

And in reality, our turd sandwich in the White House really stinks.

Getting worse every day. I can smell it all the way down here in Westfield.