Liberal vs Conservative :-)
A conservative and a liberal were walking down the street when they came upon a homeless person.
The conservative gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The liberal was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the conservative's pocket and gave him fifty dollars.
It took me years to figure out the real differences between liberals and conservatives and this little story says it all.