Wednesday Funnies :-)
Jay Leno:
This week marks the 54th anniversary of the invention of the credit card. See, before that, people practiced something called "living within their means" -- a foolish, foolish, outmoded way of life.
General Motors announced they're closing over a thousand dealerships. A lot of people are blaming GM's new CEO, some guy named Barack Obama.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says that she was misled by the CIA on waterboarding. She spent eight years complaining about how dumb President Bush was and the minute she's in trouble, she says he fooled her.
[California's] governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, wants to "legalize the marijuana." He says that taxes on it will help raise money to balance the budget. Now, see, this can go one of two ways. Either California raises some revenue and balanced the budget, or California still goes broke, but everybody is too stoned to care. So, you see, it is a win-win, really.
This week marks the 54th anniversary of the invention of the credit card. See, before that, people practiced something called "living within their means" -- a foolish, foolish, outmoded way of life.
General Motors announced they're closing over a thousand dealerships. A lot of people are blaming GM's new CEO, some guy named Barack Obama.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says that she was misled by the CIA on waterboarding. She spent eight years complaining about how dumb President Bush was and the minute she's in trouble, she says he fooled her.
[California's] governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, wants to "legalize the marijuana." He says that taxes on it will help raise money to balance the budget. Now, see, this can go one of two ways. Either California raises some revenue and balanced the budget, or California still goes broke, but everybody is too stoned to care. So, you see, it is a win-win, really.
posted by Andy W. Rogers | 6:00 PM
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