Third Time’s A Charm: Harold Camping Says Rapture Definitely Happening On October 21

(By Frances Martel, Mediaite) - We are currently two days into the coming End of the World, and with no significant increase in death and destruction, professional Rapture prognosticator Harold Camping has some explaining to do. But no worry, he’s got a foolproof excuse for why we are all still alive: The actual physical Rapture has been postponed until October 21– the “mystical” one, however, is upon us.

Camping, who told reporters he was “flabbergasted” at still being alive after the 21st, delivered a broadcast today explaining himself.