Liberal Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the 100-percent-recycled, natural-fiber, dolphin-safe, Kyoto-compliant, union-label flag of the United Nations and the World Court, and to the commune for which Ben & Jerry’s, Rosie O’Donnell, and Paul Newman stand, one global village, under Oprah, socially conscious and diverse, with free prescription drugs and condoms for all.

-- Rush Limbaugh