Quoting Jesus

I don't know how much you've actually talked to my dad...

Not a lot, but the very first time I met him, he said something almost identical to what Strother wrote.

On another topic, there are no "quotes" from Jesus in the Book of Revelation. John dreamed the entire thing.

I was talking about the Apocalypse of John, known sometimes as the Revelation, in the Christian Bible. I'm not sure which Bible you're referring to. There is nothing in the Christian book about "dreaming" and Jesus words were spoken directly to the prophet who dutifully wrote them down. Your assertion is both false and ridiculous.