Wednesday Funnies :-)

David Letterman: “Top New Fall Shows on al-Jazeera”: How I Met Your Mullah; CSI: Cave; Dancing with the Sheiks; Afghanistan’s Next Top Martyr; SpongeAbdul SquareTurban; Battlegoat Galactica; Welcome Back, Kotter from Your Detainment at Gitmo; The Man from C.A.M.E.L.; Pimp My Beard.

Jay Leno: Florida Congressman Mark Foley has resigned over allegations he sent explicit e-mails to underage boys. What is it with congressmen? If they’re not grabbing your wallet, they’re grabbing your a**. ... Mark Foley’s attorney is now blaming Foley’s behavior on alcohol. But apparently he wasn’t too drunk to send an email. ... People are now wondering what to do with Foley’s seat in congress. How about they start with Lysol? Then some Bactene. After that cover it with plastic. ... This scandal with Foley has finally led to some bipartisan cooperation in Congress. For example, Republican leaders had to meet with Ted Kennedy to find out what’s the best rehab center. ... Mark Foley has now checked into rehab for alcoholism. Oh, shut up. Like that’s the big problem. Who cares if he’s addicted to Jack Daniels? He’s addicted to little Jack and little Daniel. That’s the problem. ... I don’t know how long Foley will be in rehab, but I’m pretty sure they don’t want him home answering the door on Halloween. ... Congress is now already taking measures to reduce incidents between congressmen and pages. For instance, congressmen are no longer allowed to hand-pick their pages from MySpace.com.