NASCAR Nation
By Brett Winterble
Human Events
The Democrat Party has officially gone too far, cavalierly tossing such a grievous insult at us that Dale Earnhardt’s Junior Nation and Jeff Gordon’s Rainbow Warriors may have to team up to administer a whooppin’.
It wasn’t bad enough that Vice President Al Gore once referred to the conservative wing of the Republican Party as the extra chromosome wing of the Republican party (because mental retardation is such a knee-slapper -- right Al?) Or that Howard Dean would deride all of the southern United States by declaring he wanted to be “the candidate of the guys in the pick up trucks with confederate flags.” No, this is a much greater transgression and unlike the cases of Global Warming Al and Howard “the mouth of Montpelier” Dean, it was committed by a Southerner, and his minions. According to Congressman Bennie Thompson’s (D-MS) staff, “NASCAR Fans are a diseased lot.”
During a recent getaway to the NASCAR races in Talladega, Alabama and Charlotte, North Carolina, staffers for Thompson advised Homeland Security Committee Congressional staffers to get shots for Hepatitis A and B, Diphtheria, Influenza and Tetanus. That’s right, according to the Democrats, in Washington, if you travel into the exotic locales of Northern Alabama and Charlotte, North Carolina to attend a NASCAR race, you might die -- not from flying debris coming out of turn 4, but from those disease ridden hayseeds and hicks who go to the races.
Human Events
The Democrat Party has officially gone too far, cavalierly tossing such a grievous insult at us that Dale Earnhardt’s Junior Nation and Jeff Gordon’s Rainbow Warriors may have to team up to administer a whooppin’.
It wasn’t bad enough that Vice President Al Gore once referred to the conservative wing of the Republican Party as the extra chromosome wing of the Republican party (because mental retardation is such a knee-slapper -- right Al?) Or that Howard Dean would deride all of the southern United States by declaring he wanted to be “the candidate of the guys in the pick up trucks with confederate flags.” No, this is a much greater transgression and unlike the cases of Global Warming Al and Howard “the mouth of Montpelier” Dean, it was committed by a Southerner, and his minions. According to Congressman Bennie Thompson’s (D-MS) staff, “NASCAR Fans are a diseased lot.”
During a recent getaway to the NASCAR races in Talladega, Alabama and Charlotte, North Carolina, staffers for Thompson advised Homeland Security Committee Congressional staffers to get shots for Hepatitis A and B, Diphtheria, Influenza and Tetanus. That’s right, according to the Democrats, in Washington, if you travel into the exotic locales of Northern Alabama and Charlotte, North Carolina to attend a NASCAR race, you might die -- not from flying debris coming out of turn 4, but from those disease ridden hayseeds and hicks who go to the races.
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