Dyslexic Hillary Staffer Meant to Plant Answers :-)
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After an awkward presidential debate performance last week by Sen. Hillary Clinton, and news Friday that her campaign staff had primed a questioner before a town hall meeting, the Clinton campaign revealed today that “an honest mistake by a dyslexic staffer” resulted in the recent blunders.
“Someone on Hillary’s preparation team, who has dyslexia, just got things mixed up,” said the unnamed campaign official. “They were hired to prepare Sen. Clinton with answers, not to prep audiences with questions. They misread the job description due to dyslexia, and just flip flopped the whole thing.”
Because of this fact, the source said, any political opponents who “pile on” Sen. Clinton over these issues are actually “piling on the handicapped.”
During last week’s debate, Sen. Clinton gave several contradictory answers to questions about whether to grant driver’s licenses to illegal aliens. In addition, former President Bill Clinton later told reporters that his wife “didn’t know what [moderator Tim Russert] was talking about” regarding the release of Clinton-era White House documents.
Before the Iowa town hall meeting Tuesday, Clinton staffers asked Grinnell College student Muriel Gallo-Chasanoff to pose a question about global warming, noting that she was worried about it. When the student complied, Sen. Clinton said, ” “Well, you should be worried. You know, I find as I travel around Iowa that it’s usually young people that ask me about global warming.”
The Clinton campaign pledged that “from now on, we’ll let carefully-selected town hall participants ask their own totally spontaneous questions, and we’ll focus on prepping Hillary with answers that seem less disingenuous and more presidential.”
After an awkward presidential debate performance last week by Sen. Hillary Clinton, and news Friday that her campaign staff had primed a questioner before a town hall meeting, the Clinton campaign revealed today that “an honest mistake by a dyslexic staffer” resulted in the recent blunders.
“Someone on Hillary’s preparation team, who has dyslexia, just got things mixed up,” said the unnamed campaign official. “They were hired to prepare Sen. Clinton with answers, not to prep audiences with questions. They misread the job description due to dyslexia, and just flip flopped the whole thing.”
Because of this fact, the source said, any political opponents who “pile on” Sen. Clinton over these issues are actually “piling on the handicapped.”
During last week’s debate, Sen. Clinton gave several contradictory answers to questions about whether to grant driver’s licenses to illegal aliens. In addition, former President Bill Clinton later told reporters that his wife “didn’t know what [moderator Tim Russert] was talking about” regarding the release of Clinton-era White House documents.
Before the Iowa town hall meeting Tuesday, Clinton staffers asked Grinnell College student Muriel Gallo-Chasanoff to pose a question about global warming, noting that she was worried about it. When the student complied, Sen. Clinton said, ” “Well, you should be worried. You know, I find as I travel around Iowa that it’s usually young people that ask me about global warming.”
The Clinton campaign pledged that “from now on, we’ll let carefully-selected town hall participants ask their own totally spontaneous questions, and we’ll focus on prepping Hillary with answers that seem less disingenuous and more presidential.”
posted by Andy W. Rogers | 7:27 PM
1 Comments:
Guess what? Hillary Clinton is the only candidate that has these 4 attributes: integrity, honor, patriotism, and compassion. I dare you to find another candidate with these attributes. I got $35 in the bank that says you won't be able to find one. You can count on it.
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