Wednesday Funnies :-)

Jay Leno: Voters are starting to warm up to Hillary Clinton. You what that means. This may be the best proof yet for global warming. Hillary is starting to thaw. ... John Edwards keeps coming in third, but he says he’s not worried about it. He now says he doesn’t believe there are two Americas. He now thinks there are three. And he’s going to keep looking for the one that wants him to be president. ... There was a big Democratic debate the other night, and NBC would not allow Dennis Kucinich into the debate because his poll numbers were not high enough. How ironic is that—NBC saying your ratings are too low. ... It cost me 65 bucks to fill up my car today. Remember when 65 bucks would buy you a large latte at Starbucks?