Election Issue

By Steve Brenneis
Ars Mens Mentis

Greensboro, NC city water tastes like butt.

No, I've never actually tasted anyone's butt, but I can imagine what it would taste like if I did.

I think that one of the candidates for local office should make this an election issue. I would vote for anyone who said they would make the water taste like water, or better yet, have no taste at all. One of the candidates should run a TV ad that says, "I will make the water stop tasting like butt." I think it's a winner.