Wednesday Funnies :-)

Jay Leno: As I’m sure you know by now, Hillary Clinton is not throwing in the pantsuit. No, siree Bob. In fact, The New York Times reported the other night, while they were on stage, Bill Clinton actually wiped away a tear. This is true. And when Hillary saw it, she said, “Don’t worry, Bill, I’ll always be here with you.” And he said, “Don’t make it worse!” ... Hillary said she will not give up. She will go to the convention and win—to which the bartender said, “Ma’am, it’s 2 a.m. We’re closing.” ... The latest rumor is Hillary’s campaign is going broke, and her staff have been told that the future campaign events are gonna have to cut back on the frills. Taking out all the frills. For example, when traveling, Bill and Hillary are gonna have to share a hotel room.