Wednesday funnies :-)
Jay Leno:
Well, the Catholic observance of Lent started last week. How many have already given up their 401(k)s?
After giving AIG $85 billion in September and then another $65 billion, what, in November, they're now asking for another $30 billion. The government says they need to restructure the bailout. Restructure? How about rethink or revoke?
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is offering a pledge of $900 million to the Palestinians in Gaza. Let's hope they don't spend it all on rocks this time.
Apparently we ran out of banks here to bail out, so now we're bailing out the West Bank.
The Obamas are expecting the arrival of the first dog in April. Actually, it's Obama's second choice of a dog. The first dog, he had some tax problems.
Well, the Catholic observance of Lent started last week. How many have already given up their 401(k)s?
After giving AIG $85 billion in September and then another $65 billion, what, in November, they're now asking for another $30 billion. The government says they need to restructure the bailout. Restructure? How about rethink or revoke?
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is offering a pledge of $900 million to the Palestinians in Gaza. Let's hope they don't spend it all on rocks this time.
Apparently we ran out of banks here to bail out, so now we're bailing out the West Bank.
The Obamas are expecting the arrival of the first dog in April. Actually, it's Obama's second choice of a dog. The first dog, he had some tax problems.
posted by Andy W. Rogers | 6:06 PM
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