The Alvin Greene Stimulus Package: Create Alvin Greene Action Figures

(By Meenal Vamburkar, Mediaite) - For a while now, Americans have had one large concern: jobs. It’s become a polarizing political problem that President Barack Obama has gotten a great deal of criticism for. But had we consulted South Carolina Senate candidate Alvin Greene earlier, we’d have learned of a new idea to stimulate the economy: creating Alvin Greene action figures.