Alvin Greene’s Bizarre (For People Who Aren’t Alvin Greene) Interaction With Reporter

(By Jon Bershad, Mediaite) - So, Alvin Greene was having a bad day. Not only had he been indicted for “communicating obscene materials to a person without consent,” now some annoying reporter from Charlotte's WCNC was poking around his house. So he did what any normal person would do, he politely asked the reporter to leave and went inside. Then the guy, WCNC’s Rad Berky, started trying to get comments from Greene’s brother so, of course, the senatorial candidate did what any normal person (whose name is Alvin Greene) would do; he sat in the house and screamed “Noooooooooooooo!” as loud as he could. Shockingly, this plan kind of backfired.