How to Keep Your Job at NPR

(By Katie Pavlich, Townhall.com) - If you do not want to get fired from NPR, do the following: - Get arrested - Use a fake, photoshopped picture of Sarah Palin as a real photo on your news show - Express your opinion to close Guantanamo bay (if you say it should stay open, you could be fired) - Wish that a Senator you disagree with gets AIDS - Imply that someone you disagree with is crazy and needs to speak with their psychiatrist.