China’s Bizarre ‘Boob Clamp’ Commercial

(By Lindsay Ferrier, The Stir) - Are you feeling glum about your pathetically flat chest?

What you need is a Boob Clamp!

I don't really understand the full explanation of how the thing works since the commercial is in Chinese, but the gist of it is that it increases your bust by two cup sizes by somehow sucking fat globs out of your belly and pushing them up into your boobs!

NO REALLY.