Vampires on campus

There is a logical explanation for Professor Sally Jacobsen's visceral reaction to crosses erected on the Northern Kentucky University campus commemorating babies killed by legalized abortion: She might be a vampire.

I've done some research on vampires, and I think I'm right on this.

On April 12, Jacobsen apparently became so agitated by the "Cemetery of Innocents," as the university-approved display was called by the student pro-life group that constructed it, she instigated a small mob of students to trash 400 of the little white crosses in broad daylight.

Jill Stanek