Florida GOP Puts Charlie Crist Painting on eBay

(The Hill) - Described as a "privately commissioned, high quality, one of a kind, genuine oil painting on fine linen canvas, the seller listed these tongue-in-cheek selling points:

- Canvas is naturally sensitive to changes of temperature and humidity, just as the Charlie Crist’s political convictions are subject to fluctuations in poll numbers.

- Ornate gold frame made of manufactured wood, similar to the fabricated conservative values of the politician depicted within.

Estimated Value – PRICELESS!