Remember That Golden Voiced Homeless Guy Ted Williams? His First Post-Rehab Interview Comes Out OK

(By Alex Alvarez, Mediaite) - We know you’ve been routinely waking up in the middle of the night, panicking and in a cold sweat, whispering “What of Ted Williams, the man with the golden voice?” into the unyielding darkness. Well, rest easy gentle readers: We have an update for you.