Wednesday Funnies :-)

David Letterman: "Top Surprises In Al Gore's Global Warming Movie": The role of Al Gore was played by Bruce Willis; During summer months, Al and Tipper host nude barbecues; Hilarious outtake of Al Gore saying, "Wobal Glarming"; It's a musical; Claims global warming melted Kenny Rogers' face; Blames the crisis on a creepy Albino; The scientist who supports all his claims is Al Gore in a mustache; Best solution is to contribute heavily to Gore-In-2008.com; It felt longer than the Florida recount.

Jay Leno: President Bush gave his weekly, regular radio address on Saturday and the theme was pro-marriage. And then right afterwards, Bill Clinton gave the rebuttal. ... Do you notice gay marriage didn't become a big Republican priority until all their members started going to prison? ... A person was caught trying to jump over the White House fence after throwing a package over it. Turns out it was just Hillary Clinton with carpet samples. ... How annoying is this? Senator Hillary Clinton is calling for a return of the 55 mile an hour speed limit. When people in L.A. heard about this, they said, "What? Cars can go that fast?" ... Here's something fascinating. Honda has announced it's developed technology that links a person's thoughts to a machine. It uses brain signals to control a robot's movements, to which Al Gore said, "Been there, done that." ... Scientists have confirmed they found the remains of Christopher Columbus, in a cathedral in Spain. As you know Columbus discovered America in 1492 looking for a western route to China and India. Do you know why he was looking for western route? This is true. To avoid Islamic extremists. Well thank God that problem is gone.