Rush Limbaugh's Morning Update: Screw You

Today, many of you loyal Democrat women are stunned, as you watch the male-dominated Drive-By Media gang up on Hillary Clinton, who split election victories with Senator Obama on Tuesday night. While neither candidate will secure enough delegates to win the nomination outright, male, Drive-By pundits are calling for Mrs. Clinton to "do the right thing" and step aside.

And doesn't this all sound too familiar? Once again, a woman is told to put her dreams aside to benefit a man. A freshman senator who has paid no dues is treated like anointed royalty, while a hardworking woman -- who has battled her entire life to reach the top -- is treated like leftovers thrown down a garbage disposal. You know how it feels; you have been in Hillary's shoes.

Hillary Clinton has stood by her man in the worst of times. And yet, even he looked bored standing behind her as she faced the cameras, vowing to press on after her North Carolina loss. How is it, ladies, that the only man who has stood tall for Hillary's right to fight the good fight -- to the bitter end -- is me, Rush Limbaugh? Why has the liberal male establishment forsaken Hillary? They say it's going to take a miracle for her to win now, but don't we believe in miracles?

Ladies, I know Democrat liberal men like I know every square inch of my glorious naked body. And sadly, right this minute, they're planning and scheming how to screw Hillary out of her nomination -- and, by extension, how to screw you. (Politically speaking, of course.) What are you going to do about this?

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